The Vision

Quality puns and relaxed vibes. The Dales is the place to be.

Just like the real Dells, we focus on family and fun—just with about 99% fewer tourists in our living room.

The Difference

Fewer lines, more snacks. We don't have a wave pool, but we have a hose and a very enthusiastic sprinkler.

Contact

Want to visit the Dales? Just look for the magenta sign and the smell of grill snacks.

Drop us a line if you're ever in the neighborhood (or just lost looking for Noah's Ark).